The Faux-Hawk is Stupid

posted by Zara on 2008/3/8 (Rants)

New Rule: If you are older than 10, you are not allowed to style your hair like this:

Beware the Faux-Hawk


Seriously, I saw one of my teaching assistants the other day sporting one of these. And the man had to have been in his late twenties. Despite popular belief, it does not make you look edgy or cool. It makes you look like you want to be "edgy or cool," but obviously don't have the first clue of how to go about it. If you want to be "edgy," get a real mohawk, not this abomination. If you want to be "cool," wear a leather jacket and hit jukeboxes to get chicks.

And don't even get me started on the name. "Hey, we've got this hairstyle that's just like a mohawk, but isn't. I know, let's call it the faux-hawk! Oh, I'm so clever!"

Yes, the faux-hawk is that bad.

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